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Loading ...People that know Father Dan know that Jury duty bailers chap my hide. If I were ever hauled into court (which is a distinct possibility) I want people in the jury to be at an education level on par with or above mine.
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(3 votes, average: 6 out of 7) Loading ...Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, [...]
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(1 votes, average: 5 out of 7) Loading ...1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific [...]
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I saw a billboard that said:
“Need help? Call Jesus 1-800-005-3787”
Out of curiosity, I did just that.
A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.
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1. You will never play professional basketball
2. You swear very well
3. At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds a political office.
4. You think you sing very well
5. You have no idea how to make a long story short.
6. There isn’t a big difference between [...]
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