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An Italian priest says he is organising the world’s first beauty pageant for nuns to erase a stereotype of them as being old and dour.
Antonio Rungi says The Miss Sister Italy online contest will start on his blog in September. “Nuns are above all women and beauty is a gift from God,” he told Italy’s [...]
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Jim Bob & Michelle Duggar married July 21st, 1984. At that time, they chose to use the birth control pill. They thought, “We don’t want children right now. We can’t afford them. We want children in our timing, when we’re ready.”
Four years later they decided to have their first child. Then, Michelle went back on [...]
At least 50 people have lost their sight after staring at the sun hoping to see an image of the Virgin Mary, according to reports.
Over half the United States population has legitimate concerns about what will happen to their pets after the rapture occurs.
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“No one knows when that day or hour will come. Even the angels in heaven and the Son don’t know. Only the Father knows.”
(Matthew 24:36)
“For this we say to you by the word of the Lord, [...]
Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, [...]
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1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn’t published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific [...]
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours.
(Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get [...]

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