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Friday, February 28, 2003

Dumbfounded by GREAT Customer Service!

I am in no way connected to the people in this story - especially not Fry's Electronics. Ready for a "happy" story from Father Dan? Surprised? Read on . . .

A few days ago I picked up a new cell phone at the local hell that is Fry's. I love the phone and since it was free after rebate the price was right. Mrs. Father Dan saw me playing with it and we decided to upgrade hers as well. Unfortunately, Fry's Electronics jacked the price up $100 so the phone wasn't free anymore. I knew someone else would have the phone for free so I kept my eye's open. Today I spotted and ad for the same phone, for free, at a place called Impact Communications. I gave them a ring to verify they had them in stock and headed over to get one.

Arriving at the store I was surprised to discover that the San Francisco / Silicon Valley penninsula apparently has a large Asian population. Whodda thunk it. Now I'll admit I have a slight prejudice or "spidey-sense" that lights up when signing up for complicated service plans or buying electronics when there is a language barrier. So I entered the store somewhat expecting to get some minor run around, but I was prepared! I already had the same phone and knew what service plans I wanted and what they cost. There was a little bit of upselling attempted, but it wasn't high pressure and my man Andrew actually seemed to listen to what I wanted, Then things got weird.

Andrew gave me one form to fill out. Name, Address, Etc - the standard. He then called ATT wireless to get the account activated and this is where I started to get flustered. While talking the ATT representative Andrew was also filling in 2-3 other forms that needed my information. Saving me time. What?!? He was polite, he was patient - so of course I had to push his buttons a little to see if this was genuine. We Californians are blessed with a little law that doesn't allow for companies to have you sign up for a multiple month service plan and then charge you money of you cancel early. It has to do with "no real financial damages." So I pressed Andrew on why they wanted to charge me $150 if I ended my contract early. I was a little snooty. Andrew - get this - LISTENED and withheld judgement. Hmm. Time to quit being the occidental ass - this kid's the real McCoy.

So the deal is done, I own the phone. Andrew throws in the standard free car charger and free leather case. Did I say standard? Its standard for their store to give the accessories to customers - at Fry's Electronics this would have been an additional $50. Kudos to Impact Communications. That's good customer service. But wait a minute folks -- here's where it went above and beyond and why I was compelled to give the store a free plug. Remember when Andrew was filling out some extra paperwork? He handed me my box of goodies, my receipts, AND FOLKS HE HANDED ME AN ADDRESSED ENVELOPE. Inside the envelope was the COMPLETED rebate form. On the outside of the envelope was the HANDWRITTEN address of the rebate center and MY RETURN ADDRESS. I was dumbfounded. I had heard rumors about customer service like this and seemed to remember my grandfather telling me tales about it in my youth, but I though it was a myth.

Andrew - Thank You. Thank you for restoring my faith. You're not making a million bucks, but you're on your way there. [Comment on this Post]

We're #1!

Viva California! - San Francisco now has the dubious distinction of being the most expensive place in California to buy gas. According to AAA, San Francisco's average gas price is $2.14 per gallon. In Oakland, the average gas price is now $2.05. That is an all-time record for Oakland. In San Jose, the average is $2.04, just 2 cents lower than the record for that city.

Let's see, my Insight gets 60mpg, 10 gallon tank, so @ $2 a tank $20 gets me (on average) 600 miles! Cool! The higher the gas price the beter deal my car becomes. Kick it up a few bucks. Isn't "petrol" in most Europe around $5.00 a gallon on average? Anyone know? In the meantime, enjoy your 15mpg SUV. Great choice for a work commute vehicle there Daniel Boone.[Comment on this Post]

Fast Food Tax?

A thread has just been started in "The Confessional." I would love to hear YOUR take on it. Here was my last reply:
Obesity caused illnesses kill more people in the United states that smoking, alcohol or cancer. Thats a fact. Smoking is easy to give people a hard time about because it openly offends some people. We all know alcohol is Satans Kool-aid. Cancer is a shot in the dark as to the cause, yet we have all sorts of foundations for breast, colon, etc cancer. But the number one killer of Americans - and growing worldwide is being fat. The number one "come buy a kids meal with toy 1 of 6" abusers are? . . . I think we are going to start seeing a lot more about this in the press. Over 1/2 of the citizens of our country are obese. not fat - OBESE. And you and I pay for that through taxes, etc. . . I was obese at one point and took action to correct it - but damn those $5.00 "meals" can be tempting. If they were $10.00 - What would you do? It's hard to tell people that they should get off their asses, excercise and eat healthy food. Instead we demonize and tax the hell out of tobacco and alcohol. I'm not saying to sue the fast food places, people have a choice. But the sin tax should be extended to the number one killer.[Comment on this Post]

Putting Things In Perspective

This is Really Cool: View the Milky Way at 10 million light years from the Earth. Then move through space towards the Earth in successive orders of magnitude until you reach a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida. After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls, the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally, into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons[Comment on this Post]

Thursday, February 27, 2003

A Possible Winner For Jackass of the Year

John Edwards and Van Pragh have some competition for the biggest asshole award! Some jackass has set up a site that will allow you (in theory, of course) to send a message to someone who has died. You just explain who the message goes to, and what it is. The website operator will then take that message and give it to a terminally ill patient who has agreed to be the "messenger". The messenger is told to memorize the message and is repeatedly quizzed on its contents. Then, of course, the idea is they will (if possible) pass on the message after they pass away. So far (can you believe it?) the service has only found one person who has agreed to be a messenger.[Comment on this Post]

Wednesday, February 26, 2003

Patchou's Messenger Plus Version 2

Ever wondered how to... automatically save your chat logs ?
HIDE THE ADVERTISEMENT BANNER?
Quickly hide your conversations from your boss, at work or at school ?
Personalize your away status ?
Know how many mails are waiting for you on your POP mail ?
Use cool colors and formatting in your discussions ?
Let your contacts know why you're away, and when you'll be back ?
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Stop wondering, and start downloading the greatest addon for your Messenger! Messenger Plus! 2 does all of the above and much, much more ! Every feature you've dreamed of for your Messenger is now a couple of clicks away... so what are you waiting for ? it's free! [Comment on this Post]

Urban Legends for YOU!

Let your idiot friends on AOL know they should stop sending Spam about . . .
  • Shuttle astronaut Rick Husband: a man of religious faith.  
  • Woman is smuggled into the USA in the dashboard of a car?  
  • Bugs in our food! -- Cochineal a popular food colorant, is made from dried beetles.  
  • Visit our Urban Legends in the News and Odds & Ends pages to keep up with the latest urban legend-related and off-beat articles in the media.  
  • Did Dame Edna advise a reader against learning Spanish in her satirical Vanity Fair column?  
  • Bizarre death: Child falls on knife in open dishwasher and dies.  
  • Photograph taken during fatal Columbia mission reveals large cracks in the shuttle's wing?  
  • Encounter with a dead man on the subway.
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  • Tuesday, February 25, 2003

    Free Pop-Up Stopper - Recap

    I posted this a few weeks ago, but in case you missed it or blew it off,- here it is again. Popup Manager is a FREE popup blocker that works beautifully!
    Browse the web as you normally would.
    When a popup is blocked the widget will turn red.
    Hover over the red widget to see the address and title of blocked popups.
    Clicking on an 'E' icon will open a blocked popup.
    Popups that you have initiated will not be blocked.
    Right click the widget to enable/disable sites or disable the Popup Manager.
    The Popup Manager can be temporarily disabled by holding down the 'CTRL' key.
    Works with IE 5 & 6 on Windows 95/98/ME/NT/2K/XP. [Comment on this Post]

    WMPlugins.com is Live

    Free downloads for more Than 100 Cool New Add-ons for Windows Media Player 9 Series. Digital media fans, take note. Microsoft recently launched a new Web site featuring exciting new skins, visual effects, Powertoys, and more for Windows Media Player 9 Series from more than 20 companies.Windows Media player is quickly becoming kick ass - and the best part is that IT'S FREE. [Comment on this Post]

    Monday, February 24, 2003

    Great White Pyrotechnic Fibs

    The band Great White's performance rider contains no mention whatsoever of pyrotechnics being used during the rock group's current tour of clubs and small theaters. Here are copies of the band's rider from two separate promoters who booked shows by the group during the past month. A third promoter, Domenic Santana, also said that the band set off a pyrotechnic display without his permission during a show in Asbury Park, New Jersey last Friday (2/14), putting the "lives of a lot of people in danger." Santana, owner of the Stone Pony, said that he "had no idea" that pyrotechnics were part of the rock band's show and pointed to Great White's standard performance rider, which makes no reference to pyrotechnic displays. Last night, 97 concertgoers were killed and 170 people were hurt at a West Warwick, Rhode Island show when the club erupted in flames following a pyrotechnic display during the group's opening song. Owners of The Station, the Rhode Island club where scores perished, this afternoon released a statement claiming that they, too, were never told about Great White's pyrotechnic plans. [Comment on this Post]