Driving from the United States to Europe

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on maps.
3. Click on get directions.
4. Go from 'Atlanta' to 'Paris , France'.
5. Scroll down in the directions to number 22.

This will actually work with other locations too like "New York, NY" to "Dublin, Ireland"

Utah Republican Blames The Devil For Immigration

If you really want to blame someone for trying to destroy the United States, point the finger at . . .Satan?

The devil, Lucifer . . . whatever you want to call it, one Utah Republican says it is he who is trying to bring the USA down.

And Satan's apparent weapon of choice: Allowing illegal immigrants to cross the border.

According to The Salt Lake Tribune, Utah County District 65 Chairman Don Larsen has submitted a formal resolution to oppose the devil's plan to destroy the country - to be discussed this weekend at the Utah County Republican Convention.

"In order for Satan to establish his 'New World Order' and destroy the freedom of all people as predicted in the scriptures, he must first destroy the U.S.," Larsen's resolution states. "[It is] insidious for its stealth and innocuousness."

Larsen's proposal to defeat Satan? Close the borders to illegal immigrants to "prevent the destruction of the U.S. by stealth invasion."

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Atheist Divorce Rates

Variation in divorce rates by religion:

Religion  -  % have been divorced

Jews - 30%

Born-again Christians - 27%

Other Christians - 24%

Atheists, Agnostics - 21%

Check out Religious.org for more interesting statistics

Best Nigerian Email Yet

I just posted a laptop for sale on Craigslist - got 3 responses immediately:

First:

its have dvd rom/ dvd read and write?

Second

Hello,Is this item still available for sale,i am interested in buying it.Kindly get back to me as soon as possible for a quick transaction.Thanks.

And my personal favorite:

hello customer my is wesley jackson i see your item in 360 of thewestside of the internet and i have the interest of buying some of it for my daughter in Nigeria and one my son too? which one did youwant to sell for me. pls am a business woman and i ha`te anything fruad.....i will pal youthrough paypal acount or bank acount and i will give you scuh amount of the money $2.100and the second one $400 with the shipping cost of theitem becase i know law very well and i suty it in my school time ......
     Thanks
      mrs  wesley jackson

I replied to all of them, "Sounds Great!"

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What's The Harm In Believing?

What harm is there in believing in things that are not literally true as long as the desired result is achieved?

The danger to society is not merely that it should believe wrong things, though that is great enough; but that it should become credulous, and lose the habit of testing things and inquiring into them, for then it must sink back into savagery. . . It may matter little to me, in my cloud-castle of sweet illusions and darling lies; but it matters much to Man that I have made my neighbors ready to deceive. The credulous man is father to the liar and the cheat.

W.H. Clifford in his essay The Ethics of Belief.

And These People Vote

Of course you can find ignorant people anywhere you go, but some of these are really, really impressive in their stupidity.

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