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Loading ...1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours.
(Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get [...]
This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have 61% of the Bible translated!
Behold Genesis:
1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
2 Da [...]
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What does it feel like to be a Christian? Stick a fork in your skull and one up your ass, connect an electrical cord to each one and plug it in! P-p-p-p-p-p-raise the Lord!
Here is an example of a really, really bad allegory. Who watches this and says to themselves, “Praise God! That will convert [...]
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Fear, the Foundation of Religion
Religion is based, I think, primarily and mainly upon fear. It is partly the terror of the unknown and partly, as I have said, the wish to feel that you have a kind of elder brother who will stand by you in all your troubles and disputes. [...]
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I saw a billboard that said:
“Need help? Call Jesus 1-800-005-3787”
Out of curiosity, I did just that.
A Mexican showed up with a tow truck.
(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...The appearance of the Flying Spaghetti Monster on the agenda of the American Academy of Religion’s annual meeting gives a kind of scholarly imprimatur to a phenomenon that first emerged in 2005, during the debate in Kansas over whether intelligent design should be taught in public school sciences classes.
Supporters of intelligent design hold that the [...]
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...How has the geography of religion evolved over the centuries, and where has it sparked wars? This map gives us a brief history of the world’s most well-known religions: Christianity, Islam, Hinduism, Buddhism, and Judaism. Selected periods of inter-religious bloodshed are also highlighted. Want to see 5,000 years of religion in 90 seconds? Ready, Set, [...]
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Researchers are unearthing the roots of religious feeling in the neural commotion that accompanies the spiritual epiphanies of nuns, Buddhists and other people of faith The doughnut-shaped machine swallows the nun, who is outfitted in a plain T-shirt and loose hospital pants rather than her usual brown habit and long veil. She wears earplugs and [...]
The teaching of evolution is becoming increasingly difficult in UK schools because of the rise of creationism, a leading scientist is warning.
Head of science at London’s Institute of Education Professor Michael Reiss says some teachers, fearful of entering the debate, avoid the subject totally.
This could leave pupils with gaps in their scientific knowledge, he [...]
grosslack: Hell is a place of everlasting damnation and fire.locokamil: Your belief system is thermodynamically unsound.
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<Belial`> you still cant say anything with certainty though<Belial`> since the bible has like, a fucking black hole between jesus being a kid and his preaching days<Catoptromancy> Phase 1, birth<Catoptromancy> Phase 2, ???<Catoptromancy> Phase 3, Prophet
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evilada: agh, i’m watching this [...]