1. You will never play professional basketball
2. You swear very well
3. At least one of your cousins is a fireman, cop, bar owner, funeral home owner or holds a political office.
4. You think you sing very well
5. You have no idea how to make a long story short.
6. There isn’t a big difference between [...]
Scotland has replaced its airport signs proclaiming the country to be “the best small country in the world” with a new slogan: “Welcome to Scotland.”
The new slogan, which was revealed Tuesday after six months of development and $250,000 spent on the project, is also printed on the posters in Gaelic as “Failte gu Alba,” [...]
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