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Loading ...Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?” He said, [...]
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...What does it feel like to be a Christian? Stick a fork in your skull and one up your ass, connect an electrical cord to each one and plug it in! P-p-p-p-p-p-raise the Lord!
Here is an example of a really, really bad allegory. Who watches this and says to themselves, “Praise God! That will convert [...]
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...As posted lasted year: “Gee, this could be fun to discuss in church, after church at brunch – maybe Saturday night during family fun time. . . .” After all, the Bible is the infallible, divinely-inspired word of God, right? The entire Christian religion is based on the resurrection of the Christ – so [...]
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