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According to 
Messengers Of Faith “Jesus was the most important person in history. Ever. He was born in a manger, raised as a carpenter, and crucified on a cross. He healed the sick. He raised the dead. He fed five thousand men with two fish and five loaves of bread.” Well, so did a lot of other mythical figures ( Here’s a movie if you’re not a “reader”).
But anyhoooo, if talking Jesus dolls used to indoctrinate children into the fold aren’t creepy enough check out the unintentionally hilarious directions for use. Yes, there is a full page of how to use the talking Val Kilmer look-a-like doll.:
- Show the Doll to the Child or Group of Children.
- Listen to the Doll.
- Touch the Doll.
- Recite and Repeat
Have the child speak the verses aloud while listening to the recordings. Praise the child for every attempt with encouraging words and smiles as they recite the verses with the recording. Encourage the child to continue this process for awhile until you can determine that the child is reciting the verses with confidence and is speaking the verses just a little bit faster than the recording. Depending upon the child, this process may take minutes, hours or days but eventually they will be able to recite the verse without the use of the recording. It is always a good practice to reward the child’s efforts in some way that will be meaningful to them. This will encourage them to want to remember more Scripture.
Goooooood. Very Gooooooood. Your journey to the dark side is almost complete. Of course I had to buy one, but if you want to save yourself 25 bucks I recommend Jesus Dress Up. It’s free, and it won’t give you nightmares.
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