CIA Officer Kenneth Kresse signed on to give three lectures at Eastern New Mexico Univ. in Portales on April 14 and 15, on the war on terrorism, and the school went about publicizing them in the same way it does all its public lectures, with posters around the campus, notices on its website, and head’s ups to the local newspapers. So after days and days of publicity, it dawned on someone at the CIA that if Kresse’s name got out, his life could be in danger and so called up the Clovis News Journal and asked please not to print the name. The editor said, well, no, we’re going to print the name that’s been all over town
The Northern Ireland Assembly got into a snit when some members objected to the current election code, which bars “idiots and lunatics” from voting. Some members didn’t like the rough language.
The Middle East Policy Council, which supplies Arab-studies-for-dummies guides for underachieving U.S. high school teachers, agreed to remove the part, in its most widely circulated history guide, about Muslims landing in North America 600 yrs before Columbus and that when the Pilgrims landed, they had to deal with Algonquin chiefs named Abdul-Rahim and Abdallah Ibn Malik.
Rev. Dwayne Long of Rose Hill, Va., is no longer with us, having been recalled by his Maker. He was a Pentecostal preacher, handling a rattlesnake during Easter services, and the Lord evidently concluded (via Pentecostal theory) that Rev. Long no longer served much purpose here.[What Do YOU Think? Comment on this Post!] [Testify!]






















