Loading ...Two nuns, Sister Margaret and Sister Joan, are traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
“Quick, quick!” shouts Sister Margaret, the younger of the two nuns.
“What shall we do?”
“Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination,” says the older & wiser Sister Joan.
Sister Margaret switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
“What shall I do now?” she shouts.
“Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican,” says Sister Joan. Sister Margaret turns on the windshield washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
“Now what?” shouts Sister Margaret?
“Show him your cross,” says Sister Joan.
“Now you’re talking,” says Sister Margaret.
She opens the window and shouts, “Get the f**k off our car!”[What Do YOU Think? Comment on this Post!] [Testify!]
