Father Dan on January 27th, 2005
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As we all know, the funniest joke in the world is of course:

“Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!…
Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!”

However, ran across this one in my archives. I nominate it for second funniest:

A man goes into a supermarket and buys a tube of toothpaste, a bottle of Pepsi,a bag of tortilla chips, and a frozen pizza. The cute girl at the register looks at him and says, “Single, huh?”
Sarcastically the guy sneers, “Howd you guess?”
She replies, “Because you’re fucking ugly.”
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