Father Dan on November 8th, 2003
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[Express-Times (Easton, Pa.), 7-16-03] In Easton, Pa., in July, Robert M. Peters Sr., 47, became the latest man to be acquitted of indecent exposure by persuading a jury that his penis is too small to have been seen by the complaining witness. A woman testified that she had seen “three inches” of erect penis beyond the bottom of his shorts while he was working in her home, but via photographs and a brief trouser-dropping in the courtroom, Peters convinced the jury that he is very modestly-endowed and that she must have seen something else, such as a fold of fat on his 312-lb. body.

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